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You do? Aw, crap. There goes THAT analogy...
Regardless...thanks for coming here so often. You guys make me happy and grateful. EsPESHially you guys who sponsor this blogola.
Yep. Blogola. The fact that I typed that is a sign that it's past time for bed.